ughidan:

martiniqueeni:

alltheverses:

buttstrex-corp:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

castihellarad:

the-doctors-sexiest-companion:

iamtiffanyk:

connorlikeswaffles:

thedisneyfan:

ollietheduke:

rinnysega:

ovarianeruption:

chelle-the-evil-queen:

micgrkkr

mdksyla

rtin

Olibos

hesshcpo

xibbie

tiggdnu

jrnnt

Magudib

IenordyWHAT

Fulfwrt
Close enough

cairoin

ghoyc

ksyskuns

OliviaOlivia

unbeliefs:

do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

(via r-eleasing)

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

(via mustyassbietch)

alcohale:

a quote I thought up a long time ago.

blancheelizabethdevereaux:

i’d rather use the mobile app than see some of your themes

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(Source: nevecampbell, via tinaandrelativedimensioninspace)

  • Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
  • girl: ....who?
  • me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

officialschool:

amenparis:

why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people

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(Source: amenparis, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

mrs-420:

strictly-hydroponic:

the-maddabber:

mrs-420:

mrs-420:

I just about pissed myself laughing at this. I crushed my face. Hahahahahahaaaaaa

Sorry for Reblogging but we passed 20k notes on this. Gravity bongs forever.

I love this.

Probably the best post on here

^agreed;)

taint3ed:

1hund:

suite-tee:

5thflo:

weeble15:

5thflo:

If ya girl not textin back she got some other nigga dick in her mouth

Or she might be doing something important..

Like tryna make another nigga cum

She could even just be sleeping 😴😴😴

with another nigga

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What’s it mean when a nigga ain’t texting back then? 

(via ruinedchildhood)

92g:

glow on